The I-Need-To-Go-Grocery-Shopping Sandwich
1 egg
2 slices bread
The remnants at the bottom of a bag of shredded mozzarella cheese
A dash of Sriracha
Toast the bread according to your unique and personal taste. Fry the egg in butter, breaking the yolk and using a spatula to form the egg into a rougly bread-sized unit. Set the egg upon one slice of toast and sprinke the mozzarella atop it. Microwave for 20 seconds in order to melt the cheese. Add the Sriracha and serve. A handy snack to stave off hunger for one more day, this sandwich is packed with the protein and carbohydrates you need to work up the energy to walk two blocks to the grocery store so you can maybe start eating some goddamn real food again.
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